a good thing part 2

merry christmas and a happy new year to me indeed. john certainly had me in mind when he got me my christmas present this year (unlike when i get him a present - i usually have me in mind). Something that would make me handle the snow a little better, something that would make me comfortably 3 inches taller, and something that makes me want to kick over anthills, snowmen, and children of any size. the school bully is back and it's all thanks to these babies.

seriously, i feel like i'm driving a monster truck when i put these on. the world is my domain and i will treat it however i want. it's kinda like when you are in the ocean and the waves keep coming and you just yell back, "IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?!" yeah, that's how these boots make me feel. however, to balance out this more masculine based gift (i mean, he also has the exact same pair) he got me this.

i've only been wanting it since 2005 when we use to run to the local Thai "mall" to drench ourselves in it to cover up the fact that we constantly stunk. for some reason running to the store seemed more logical than just simply taking a shower, but don't get me started on our illogical behaviors in the country - our ability to make rational decisions was constantly escaping us.